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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

reblogged 1 month ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 716,056 notes via/source

I just hate it when I see people being happy while I’m here being pissed about life.

posted 1 month ago @ 30 Aug 2014
reblogged 1 month ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 2,322 notes via/source

Image || Artist || X
Image || Artist || X
reblogged 1 month ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 3,576 notes via/source

eviljovan:

omg it’s so fucking cute 

reblogged 1 month ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 299,714 notes via/source
lizclimo:

good thinkin

lizclimo:

good thinkin

reblogged 1 month ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 30,684 notes via/source

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

reblogged 1 month ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 297,597 notes via/source

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

reblogged 1 month ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 271,208 notes via/source
Me: Mom, dad. I would like you guys to meet my boyfriend. *shows a photo of him*
Mom: Uh... He's fictional.
Me: I know that.
posted 1 month ago @ 25 Aug 2014
xsad fact