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humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 30 Aug 2014 with 699,221 notes via/source

I just hate it when I see people being happy while I’m here being pissed about life.

posted 3 weeks ago @ 30 Aug 2014
reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 1,510 notes via/source

Image || Artist || X
Image || Artist || X
reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 3,545 notes via/source

eviljovan:

omg it’s so fucking cute 

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 290,609 notes via/source
lizclimo:

good thinkin

lizclimo:

good thinkin

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 27 Aug 2014 with 30,328 notes via/source

speedyturtlebutt:

hauntu4ever:

natsui:

how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit

THIS

I was reading a smutty fic on the bus and a boy leaned over and said “how can you read that with a straight face” and i just said “im used to it” and the look of horror on his face was hilarious

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 295,728 notes via/source

elegancea:

If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and say ‘excuse me, I am not a mirror’. 

reblogged 3 weeks ago @ 26 Aug 2014 with 267,825 notes via/source
Me: Mom, dad. I would like you guys to meet my boyfriend. *shows a photo of him*
Mom: Uh... He's fictional.
Me: I know that.
posted 3 weeks ago @ 25 Aug 2014
xsad fact